TOP Ten signs your Dentist used to be a CholoBy Al Carloswww.LatinoLA.com10. When you need to be put under, a Homeboy knocks you out.9. Every time you tell him it hurts, he slaps you in back of the head and calls you a punk.8. Also does Tattoos.7. Chair goes up, back, side to side.6. When you ask him “Why a root canal?” he tells you he needs new 24’s for his bucket.5. Everyone leaves with gold bicuspids no matter what.4. Primers your face, bondos your fillings.3. While he is working on your mouth he yells at you to stop smiling at him like you know him.2. Wears a flannel shirt buttoned to the top over his surgical gown.1. Wears a ski mask and house shoes and only takes cash in small bills.
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